We’d like to offer you the Gateway Core Duo 1.6Ghz/2GB/120GB/15.4” Laptop Computer. Why? Because of the strange memo we got just this morning. It seems that our Creative Director has gotten the bright idea that we should be more “accessible”. His idea is that we all could use the built in 1.3 meg integrated webcam and microphone to stream from our desks, so that at any time during the day, you, our loyal customer, could see what we were doing. There’s also a built-in microphone, so you can hear what we’re doing as well, and the 10/100 Ethernet and 802.11 a/b/g Wireless mean that there’s plenty of bandwidth as well.
However, this whole plan hinges on us actually having the Gateway Core Duo 1.6Ghz/2GB/120GB/15.4” Laptop Computers. So we’d like you to have them. Really. Please buy them. There’s a fingerprint sensor, just like the CIA have. And a 120GB 5400 RPM SATA hard drive in each one. Well, not the one Joel trashed in a fit of anger, but we already threw that out. And 2048 MB of 667 MHz DDR2 SDRAM. You like RAM, right? How about the 15.4 inch Ultrabright WXGA TFT display? The ntel Dual-Core processor T2330 1.6 GHz with 1 MB L2 cache/533 MHz FSB?
Look, there’s even an 8X Multi-Format Dual Layer Optical Drive DVDRW with DVD-RAM and Labelflash. There’s even a modem. Please. We’re begging you. We just want to be invisible. Take them. Take them off our hands.
However, this whole plan hinges on us actually having the Gateway Core Duo 1.6Ghz/2GB/120GB/15.4” Laptop Computers. So we’d like you to have them. Really. Please buy them. There’s a fingerprint sensor, just like the CIA have. And a 120GB 5400 RPM SATA hard drive in each one. Well, not the one Joel trashed in a fit of anger, but we already threw that out. And 2048 MB of 667 MHz DDR2 SDRAM. You like RAM, right? How about the 15.4 inch Ultrabright WXGA TFT display? The ntel Dual-Core processor T2330 1.6 GHz with 1 MB L2 cache/533 MHz FSB?
Look, there’s even an 8X Multi-Format Dual Layer Optical Drive DVDRW with DVD-RAM and Labelflash. There’s even a modem. Please. We’re begging you. We just want to be invisible. Take them. Take them off our hands.
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